Observations from a South Park conservative

Michael Moore says that congressional Democrats are weak, scared and stupid. FINALLY, we agree on something!

http://www.liberty.edu/media/9980/attachments/healthcare_overview_obama_072909.pdf

Each summarization is referenced with the exact location in the original bill, to insure accuracy.

Surely you don't want this, unless you just want someone else to pay for your bills. In that case, I can see how you'd be in favor of it.

I don't care for Rush Limbaugh very much anymore. I never agreed with everything he said, although he makes some excellent points. My problem with him is that his show is all spin and no fun anymore. Before he became a recovering addict, at least he had a sense of humor - but no longer. The only thing worse than his relentless hating (even when he's right) is the way his critics try to hate him back. For pete's sake, how credible are you when you hate worse than he does??

Anyway, my original point of coming here is to say that the haters need to quit calling him fat. Look at him!



He's not fat. Michael Moore is fat.

and this morning I read that he's comparing his plan to destroy the worlds most effective medical system with our historic moon landing. How do I type a symbol for rolling my eyes??

One thing I hoped for is that there'd be some real improvement in the state of race relations during this President's term. Instead, he seems to be intent to stir up more anger, resentment, and division than any other President in history.

It's getting so bad I can't even stand to read the news anymore. Is it now a requirement to be an arrogant, mouthy, quick-tempered, ignorant, self-centered destructionist to live in the White House? It's officially three in a row.

Billy Mays was lying in bed after a long flight, tired with a sore head.

Reflecting on recent events, he decided to offer up a prayer.

"Lord, in the last week, you took Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon out of this world..."

The Lord immediately responded, "But Wait! There's more!"

Joyce DeWitt was arrested for DUI in El Segundo Ca saturday. To say the years since Three's Company have not been kind to her is an understatement. Just for comparison's sake, that's Heather Locklear's mugshot on the right.

Just another reason not to drive drunk. It's guaranteed that you won't look your best once the nearest regional lockup published your picture.

"An advertisement for Burger King's latest sandwich leaves little to the imagination and should be discontinued due to "distasteful" and unappetizing references to oral sex"
http://www.examiner.com/x-14984-San-Diego-Fast-Food-Examiner~y2009m7d1-Burger-King-Oral-Sex-Ad
I see what they mean, since they mentioned it. But seriously, it seems to be as much a problem with the viewer as it is the originator. I didn't even recognize the oral sex angle until it was pointed out, so maybe beauty and evil really are in the mind of the beholder.

"David was a man of excellence. The Bible tells us that David played his harp “skillfully.” He didn’t just play it, he played it with excellence. When he slung the stone that defeated Goliath, it wasn’t an accident. It wasn’t just a lucky break. David had practiced the slingshot year after year out in the shepherd’s fields. He was extremely talented with that slingshot. Some experts say he could hit a small bull’s eye more than 100 feet away!

In the same way, if we want to see God’s hand of promotion, we need to live excellently. In this day and age, if you’re not growing, then you’re at a disadvantage. If you’re at the same skill level this year as you were five years ago, then you are falling behind. It’s time to step it up a notch. Whatever you are doing, do it with all your might! Don’t get complacent. Keep growing; keep learning; keep improving. As you do your best to live excellently, God will bless the fruit of your labor. He’ll pour out His “super” on your natural and cause you to rise up higher into the life of victory He has in store for you!"

A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend 90% of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_90_of_waking_hours_spent?utm_source=facebook_1
"Researchers were able to identify nearly 30 varieties of glowing rectangles that play some role throughout the course of each day. Among them: handheld rectangles, music-playing rectangles, mobile communication rectangles, personal work rectangles, and bright alarm cubes, which emit a high-pitched reminder that it's time to rise from one's bed and move toward the rectangles in one's kitchen."