Observations from a South Park conservative

Happily, WV Senator Robert C Byrd is out of the hospital, after winning a battle which would have killed most ordinary 91-year olds.

Now that he's conquered the staph infection, we can find out who has actually been doing his job, and deal with the staff infection problem.

http://www.dailymail.com/foodandliving/200906300588?page=2&build=cache

Customer Andy Crihfield had this idea for fixing fresh corn-on-the-cob.

"He suggests wrapping an ear of corn still in its husk in a wet paper towel and cooking it in the microwave for 2 to 3 minutes. If you're fixing two ears, cook for 4 minutes.

"That way the corn steams and is just perfect," he explained."

Credit to the Morgantown Dominion Post... don't know who the photographer was

A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend 90% of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_90_of_waking_hours_spent?utm_source=facebook_1
"Researchers were able to identify nearly 30 varieties of glowing rectangles that play some role throughout the course of each day. Among them: handheld rectangles, music-playing rectangles, mobile communication rectangles, personal work rectangles, and bright alarm cubes, which emit a high-pitched reminder that it's time to rise from one's bed and move toward the rectangles in one's kitchen."