Observations from a South Park conservative

The Change in my 401K is not the Change I was hoping for

The Husband
5 September 1958
Don't come in here if you can't recognize sarcasm, irony, or absurdity used to illustrate absurdity.

Happily married to Jamie (see "Hanue" journal). I work as an Information Systems Manager.

Personal stuff in my journal is friends only. Your comments are welcome, as long as we talk like adults. I cuss, so you won't shock me, but I don't tolerate being cursed at very well. Feel free to add me as a friend if you wish, and if I like you and think you're interesting, I'll add you back. I don't like to constantly feel uncomfortable reading my journal, and if I want that, I'll watch reality tv ;p. I won't be offended if you drop me as a friend, and I hope you won't be offended if I do the same - It's just the INTERNET, it's not REAL LIFE.

Other things about me - I do my best to say what I mean, and mean what I say. When I say something, please believe it - I don't lie to get my way. On the other hand, I tend to illustrate absurdity by being absurd, and I enjoy the use of pointed sarcasm and irony. I don't always do smileys or little winky things, so if you're not sure about how I meant something, ask me.

I'm love my wife, and will operate outside my normal boundries to protect her. I never forget someone who hurts her.

I enjoy long drives in the country, lazy evenings spent on the deck with my best friends and a cold adult beverage. I'm not a chameleon, and prefer that our differences with my friends compliment each other, rather than either of us pretending to be like the other. My favorite people make me smile and laugh. I regard beautiful women as works of art, so please don't be offended or be falsely encouraged when I notice your attractive qualities - don't worry, I'm married, and I'll never do anything to mess that up.

I love to talk. Welcome aboard!